I am a pretty big nerd and I haven’t had very much luck with women in my life, but I have been able to earn some money on the whole Bitcoin gold rush.
I was looking through a forum and came across a girl in Russia selling her virginity. I’m a virgin too, so I thought it could actually be romantic or something. She was 18, so the whole thing would be legal (if slightly shady and maybe a little pathetic). So I chatted with her a bit and she seemed like a pretty awesome girl and I really thought that there might be something there. So finally I sent her the 1.5 BTC she had been requesting, but the transaction was pending so long that by the time she acknowledged she had received the BTC, she said that it was too late.
She had already had sex with 3 guys and 2 of them was for free!!! I can’t believe it because not only am I still a virgin, but now I also wasted 1.5 BTC for nothing. She isn’t even talking to me anymore. What do I do? How do I even get my Bitcoins back?